Monday, September 7, 2009

How to be a Good Fantasy Football _________(Wife, Fiancee', Girlfriend)...

Let's face it, it's that time of year again. He's signed up, he's drafted, and he's dominating.... the T.V. (and his league, of course).

Here are some tips to help ease the transition into Fall...

1. Realize this: Football Season to men is like Fall Fashion to women. We read about it, we talk about it, we invest in it. It's serious. Just like we know leopard, the color red, and leggings are in style for Fall; they know who the quarterback is on the worst team in the NFL, who to start/who to sit, and....(just as I sit here and ask my husband for a 3rd thing they must know about Fantasy Football, I have lost him to the last 14 seconds of the Miami vs. Florida State game)...you get my point.

2. If you don't have satellite T.V., we recommend http://www.directv.com/ -ask for the NFL Package.

3. It is recommended to install satellite radio into any vehicle that may be used to transport your "Team Owner", formally known as your ______________ (husband, fiancee', boyfriend). This allows him not to miss a single point that his "players" make.

4. Be understanding of what seems to be 'erratic' behavior. A Fantasy Football game is not just about a win or a loss...every detail can make a difference in the "Fantasy World".

5. Get into it. You don't have to love it, but, just like you like talking about your new X, Y, and Z that you read about in US Weekly, men like talking about things they love. More than that, they are happy to share their knowledge with you. Don't be offended, however, if his answer comes a little slowly, in fragments...or if he seems sidetracked...he's multi-tasking...

6. Skinny Dip. Okay, we take that back... "Good Dip". We don't mean to be to "Stepford Wife-ish" here, but, who doesn't love a good snack for the big game...? Besides, if you are going to sit through the game, you might as well have something delicious to really indulge in... the link to some of our fave game time dips below...

http://www.greatpartyrecipes.com/partydiprecipes.html

These steps should lead your man to "Fantasize" about more then football this Fall...Enjoy!

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